That title is not totally true, just mostly true and if you know Sean and I, you know we love nothing more than talking S##t! So let’s just go with the fact that Sean sucks and since I’m in charge of the blog, I can say it and say it loud;-) If the guy could actually do a turn, I might change my tune. If he didn’t have a dumb gorilla stance and ape face I might not be saying this. If he could actually make it out of a barrel without quitting every time this would be a moot point. Unfortunately though, Sean Sucks! So come on down and we can all talk S##t about him together….and this has nothing to do with me losing to him in the Kook Board Surf-bout last night. The format was we each pick a board, preferably the worst one for the other person to ride, you have to catch three waves and then switch boards. I was put on the 6’10” Becker “Gerry Lopez” single fin and Sean was blessed with the 5’6″ Kneeboard (24″ wide!/quad setup). I came out strong stroking into some outside swing sets while he knuckled his way through a couple on the inside. We each got our three with me clearly in the lead….then the switch came. I’ve got 30 pounds on the guy and riding the knee board was like trying to ride an Aliah… I stroked and choked about three times before finally picking of an outside bomb and holding on for dear life getting back to the beach…Sean picked off the best waves, got one barrel, did a switch layback and pretty much sealed the deal for me…I retired early, but alive and healthy which leaves me with two things: Does anybody want to buy a knee board? ….and Sean Sucks!