I’ll let you guess which photo is evidence of the diatribe I unleashed on a few unsuspecting souls. There are a few rules in surfing and I’m going to ignore the obvious, like don’t drop in on people.
1. When you DO drop in on someone and he or she decides to confront you about it, don’t say “I didn’t see you”… if you did see us and dropped in anyway, then you’re really wrong and you should probably stop breathing at the earliest opportunity. If you didn’t see us, it was because you didn’t fucking look! Either way, it’s a really fucking stupid answer and it will get you in trouble.
2. Don’t ever, ever, (EVER) say “I”m sorry”… it doesn’t matter. If you’re sorry we know it already, you were wrong in the first place and all you’re doing is stating the obvious. Just say, “It won’t happen again”…or, if you want to fight, say “How ’bout if I kick your ass”. Either of these answers are infinitely better than “I’m sorry”…the fact is we know you’re sorry…a sorry m***r F***cker…that’s all you are.
3. Refer to #1 and #2